Extracts:
Success is for him who keeps his weaknesses in secret.
A wise man has long ears and short tongue.
Its Knowledge, that gives Adam superiority over angles.
Man learns little from success but more from failure.
A thousand times heard is not worth one time seen.
Good words cost nothing but are worth much.
Fact about the Holy Quran:
Q: Who is the first woman whose name is mentioned in our Quran?
A: Hazrat Maryam (AS).
Q: What colours are mentioned in the Quran?
A: Black, red, white, and yellow.
Q: Which types of metals are discussed in the Quran?
A: Gold, silver, iron, and copper.
Q: What are the two days discussed in the Quran?
A: Friday and Saturday.
Q: Which fruits are mentioned in the Quran?
A: Grapes, dates, pomegranate, Olive, figs.
Q: What are the animals discussed in the Quran?
A: Camel, Elephant, Horse, Cow, Sheep,Lion, Dog, Deer, Mule, Monkey, Pig, and Dromedary.
Q: Which names of insects are in the Quran?
A: Spider, Mosquito, Bee, Fly, and Ant.
Don't......
Don't keep your hands in pockets while walking.
Don't use a very thick or thin pillow.
Don't read or write anything on a bed, always do the reading and writing stuff on a table.
Don't put your elbows on the table while sitting.
Riddles :
What is more useful after it is broken...an egg
Which is the most shocking city?.....Electricity.
Name two things you never eat before breakfast......Dinner & Lunch
How Many big men were born in Europe?.........None.......only babies were born.
If your clock strikes 13, what times it is?...........Time to buy a new clock
Definitions:
Professor:
someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Reference Book:
Book which teachers praise, but never read.
Cigarette:
A fire at one end, a fool at the other and a bit of tobacco in between.
Rumor:
News that travels at the speed of sound
Consultant:
Someone who takes the watch of your wrist and tells you the time.
Funny Corner:
When I open my eyes every morning I pay pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you....... Why should only I suffer!!!
Be nice to the ones who smoke........Every cigarette might be their last.
If you world is spinning Round & Round & Round.........your heart is beating fast, do u think its love? no no dear its called high B/P.
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?..?..?..?....It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Do U Know???????
Equation 1
Human = eat+ sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = Eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
Human that don't know to enjoy = Donkey that work
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
Inother words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkey that live happily together!
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Success is for him who keeps his weaknesses in secret.
A wise man has long ears and short tongue.
Its Knowledge, that gives Adam superiority over angles.
Man learns little from success but more from failure.
A thousand times heard is not worth one time seen.
Good words cost nothing but are worth much.
Fact about the Holy Quran:
Q: Who is the first woman whose name is mentioned in our Quran?
A: Hazrat Maryam (AS).
Q: What colours are mentioned in the Quran?
A: Black, red, white, and yellow.
Q: Which types of metals are discussed in the Quran?
A: Gold, silver, iron, and copper.
Q: What are the two days discussed in the Quran?
A: Friday and Saturday.
Q: Which fruits are mentioned in the Quran?
A: Grapes, dates, pomegranate, Olive, figs.
Q: What are the animals discussed in the Quran?
A: Camel, Elephant, Horse, Cow, Sheep,Lion, Dog, Deer, Mule, Monkey, Pig, and Dromedary.
Q: Which names of insects are in the Quran?
A: Spider, Mosquito, Bee, Fly, and Ant.
Don't......
Don't keep your hands in pockets while walking.
Don't use a very thick or thin pillow.
Don't read or write anything on a bed, always do the reading and writing stuff on a table.
Don't put your elbows on the table while sitting.
Riddles :
What is more useful after it is broken...an egg
Which is the most shocking city?.....Electricity.
Name two things you never eat before breakfast......Dinner & Lunch
How Many big men were born in Europe?.........None.......only babies were born.
If your clock strikes 13, what times it is?...........Time to buy a new clock
Definitions:
Professor:
someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Reference Book:
Book which teachers praise, but never read.
Cigarette:
A fire at one end, a fool at the other and a bit of tobacco in between.
Rumor:
News that travels at the speed of sound
Consultant:
Someone who takes the watch of your wrist and tells you the time.
Funny Corner:
When I open my eyes every morning I pay pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you....... Why should only I suffer!!!
Be nice to the ones who smoke........Every cigarette might be their last.
If you world is spinning Round & Round & Round.........your heart is beating fast, do u think its love? no no dear its called high B/P.
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?..?..?..?....It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Do U Know???????
Equation 1
Human = eat+ sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = Eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
Human that don't know to enjoy = Donkey that work
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
Inother words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkey that live happily together!
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