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Extracts:
 Success is for him who keeps his weaknesses in secret.
 A wise man has long ears and short tongue.
 Its Knowledge,  that gives Adam superiority  over angles.
 Man learns little from success but more from failure.
 A thousand times heard is not worth one time seen.
 Good words cost nothing but are worth much.

Fact about the Holy Quran:
 Q: Who is the first woman whose name is mentioned in our Quran?
 A: Hazrat Maryam (AS).

 Q: What colours are mentioned in the Quran?
 A: Black, red, white, and yellow.

 Q: Which  types of metals are discussed in the Quran?
 A: Gold, silver, iron, and copper.

 Q: What are the two days discussed in the Quran?
 A: Friday and Saturday.

 Q: Which fruits are mentioned in the Quran?
 A: Grapes, dates, pomegranate, Olive, figs.

 Q: What are the animals discussed in the Quran?
 A: Camel, Elephant, Horse, Cow, Sheep,Lion, Dog, Deer, Mule, Monkey, Pig, and Dromedary.

 Q: Which names of insects are in the Quran?
 A: Spider, Mosquito, Bee, Fly, and Ant.

 Don't...... 
 Don't keep your hands in pockets while walking.
  Don't use a very thick or thin pillow.
  Don't read or write anything on a bed, always do the reading and writing stuff on a table.
  Don't put your elbows on the table while sitting.

  Riddles :
 What is more useful after it is broken...an egg
  Which is the most shocking city?.....Electricity.
  Name two things you never eat before breakfast......Dinner & Lunch
  How Many big men were born in Europe?.........None.......only babies were born.
  If your clock strikes 13, what times it is?...........Time to buy a new clock

 Definitions:
 Professor:
                 someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
 Reference Book:  
                 Book which teachers praise, but never read.
 Cigarette:  
               A fire at one end, a fool at the other and a bit of tobacco in between.
 Rumor:  
             News that travels at the speed of sound 
 Consultant: 
             Someone who takes the watch of your wrist and tells you the time.

 Funny Corner: 
 When I  open my eyes every morning I pay pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.......                           Why should only I suffer!!!
Be nice to the ones who smoke........Every cigarette might be their last.
If you world is spinning Round & Round & Round.........your heart is beating fast, do u think its love? no no dear its called high B/P.
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?..?..?..?....It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Do U Know??????? 
 Equation 1 
  Human = eat+ sleep + work + enjoy 
  Donkey = Eat + sleep
  Therefore,
  Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy 
  Therefore,
  Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work 
  In other words, 
  Human that don't know to enjoy = Donkey that work
  Equation 2  
  Men = eat + sleep + earn money 
  Donkeys = eat + sleep 
  Therefore, 
  Men = donkeys + earn money 
  Therefore, 
  Men - earn money = Donkeys 
  Inother words, 
  Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
  Equation 3   
  Women = eat + sleep + spend
  Donkeys = eat + sleep
  Therefore,
  Women = Donkeys + spend
  Therefore,
  Women - spend = donkeys 
  In other words,
  Women that don't spend = Donkeys
  To Conclude:   
  From Equation 2 and Equation 3
  Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
  So, Men earn money not to let women become donkeys! (Postulate 1) 
  And, Women spend not to let men So, we have?
  Men + Women = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + spend money
 Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
 Man + Woman = 2 Donkey that live happily together!
  



 
 
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